Well, for all female readers, here’s the answer once and for all. We actually, truly, really are thinking about nothing at all. Nothing coherent, anyway. We might have random fantasies involving being a superhero, fighting ninjas, becoming president, racing formula one cars, becoming professional wrestlers, hunting sharks or climbing mountains.

Of course, there are times that we seriously think about things. But those times are few and far between. Most of the time, we’re just thinking about nothing at all, and at best you’ll be disturbing a pleasant daydream if you ask us what we’re thinking about. Ask the question if you have to, but if we answer with “nothing”, accept that it’s probably the truth.